The VORG Improves Upon the “12 Days of Christmas”

Here in New York, there is a radio station that started playing nothing but Christmas tunes 24×7 . . . before Thanksgiving!  Worse yet, my office building pipes this station in the hallways.  Ergo, I’ve been subjected to way too much “Rudolph”, “Jingle Bells”, etc. already, and we’re still over three weeks away from the big day.  At the same time, we’re still at least nine weeks from “pitchers and catchers” (and I don’t believe there are any songs extolling the wonder and joy of THAT blessed event).

So, to tide me over (and keep me from slitting my wrists while walking the hallways at work), I give you the VORG interpretation of  the “12 Days of Christmas”.  I’ve culled the first or last names of major and minor leaguers to replace most of the original lyrics (phonetically in most cases).  I dare you to break THIS version out at your family holiday dinner.

On the first day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave to me,
Jay Partridge in a  Pears’ tree!

On the second day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave to me,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge in a  Pears’ tree!

On the third day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave to me,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge in a  Pears’ tree!

On the fourth day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave to me,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge in a  Pears’ tree!

On the fifth day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave to me,
Fien Golden Rings,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge in a  Pears’ tree!

On the sixth day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave to me,
Sick SeguiAlay Ng,
Fien Golden Rings,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge in a  Pears’ tree!

On the seventh day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave to me,
Severin Swanson Swim Ming,
Sick SeguiAlay Ng,
Fien Golden Rings,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge in a  Pears’ tree!

On the eighth day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave to me,
Aita Mesa Milke,
Severin Swanson Swim Ming,
Sick SeguiAlay Ng,
Fien Golden Rings,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge in a  Pears’ tree!

On the ninth day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave to me,
Nye NadyDuensing,
Aita Mesa Milke,
Severin Swanson Swim Ming,
Sick SeguiAlay Ng,
Fien Golden Rings,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge in a  Pears’ tree!

On the tenth day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave to me,
Ten LordAli Ping,
Nye NadyDuensing,
Aita Mesa Milke,
Severin Swanson Swim Ming,
Sick SeguiAlay Ng,
Fien Golden Rings,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge in a  Pears’ tree!

On the eleventh day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave to me,
Eells Levan Pye Perz Pye Ping,
Ten LordAli Ping,
Nye NadyDuensing,
Aita Mesa Milke,
Severin Swanson Swim Ming,
Sick SeguiAlay Ng,
Fien Golden Rings,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge in a  Pears’ tree!

On the twelfth day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave to me,
Tewell Drummers Drumming,
Eells Levan Pye Perz Pye Ping,
Ten Lords Ali Ping,
Nye Nadys Duensing,
Aita Mesa Milke,
Severin Swanson Swim Ming,
Sick Seguis Alay Ng,
Fien Golden Rings,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge in a  Pears’ tree!

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12 Responses to The VORG Improves Upon the “12 Days of Christmas”

  1. ronkaplan says:

    Magnificent work, Diane. Kudos!

  2. Rebecca says:

    This is…

    amazing.

  3. Patrick Folz says:

    This is the best thing of all time.

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  5. big o says:

    Sick Seguis Alay Ng = pretty genius .

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