The VORG knows the REAL “Big Baseball Scandal”

On the heels of the “viralization” of Bryce Harper’s “that’s a clown question, bro” response to a reporter’s inquiry, the Twitterverse exploded with news of an impending “Big Baseball Scandal.”  #BigBaseballScandal started trending and all sorts of folks chimed in with their humorous guesses as to what the scandal might be.

Here are some the VORG offered up:

  • Jeter’s gift baskets include “French-milled soap” that isn’t in fact “French-milled”
  • Bryce Harper’s walk-up music changing to “Tears of a Clown”
  • Phillie Phanatic, sued 4 times this decade, turns out to be Lenny Dykstra
  • Terry Francona now dating Patty Smyth [Scandal]
  • All parks will now play “Goodbye to You” during 7th-inning stretch [Scandal]

Unfortunately, the real “scandal” wasn’t that juicy or salacious.

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