So, here in New York City-Metro area (VORG headquarters), we’re preparing for Hurricane Sandy, which is supposed to make landfall in South Jersey sometime Monday evening. With that, we’re raiding store shelves for candles, bottled water, batteries and such.
To keep my mind off the weather, I present to you the “Frankenstorm” Team:
C: Sandy Alomar Jr., Steve Lake, Sandy Leon, Sandy Martinez
1B: Ernie Gust
2B: Sandy Alomar Sr., Sandy McDermott
OF: Sandy Amoros, Curt Flood, Mickey Rivers, Sandy Griffin, Sandy Valdespino
SP: Sandy Koufax, Storm Davis, Rich Gale
RP: Steve Rain, Windy McCall, David Weathers, Mark Clear, Donne Wall
Hard to find a SS or 3B. Suggestions?
Pinch runner: Herb ‘The Hurricane’ Washington!
(You also might want to add Ken Cloude to the pitching staff.)
3B/SS Larry Raines (kind of a stretch but we take what we can get)
SS: Johnnie Disaster
Chuck Rainet also needs to be added to the pitchign staff.
Sorry, I mean RAINEY.
Maybe Al Dark? (All Dark)
Mike Blowers for 3B.
Omigosh!! You omitted P. Denton True “Cy” (for Cyclone) Young!