The VORG “Fat Tuesday” team

In honor of today being Fat Tuesday, the VORG presents a team whose players have a Body Mass Index of at least 30, and were born on a Tuesday (in the format: Name, BMI, birthdate)

Pitchers:

Jumbo Brown 35.9 4/30/1907
Rich Garces 33.9 5/18/1971
Frank Francisco 32.1 9/11/1979
Alay Soler 31.7 10/9/1979
Dennys Reyes 31.2 4/19/1977
George Sherrill 31.2 4/19/1977
Jose Valverde 31.0 7/24/1979
Odalis Perez 30.5 6/7/1977
Pete Young 30.5 3/19/1968
Freddy Garcia 30.4 6/10/1975
Hunter Jones 30.4 1/10/1984
Eddie Kunz 30.0 4/8/1986

Catchers:

Russell Martin 33.0 2/15/1983
Toby Hall 32.7 10/21/1975
Robinson Cancel 32.5 5/4/1976
Hector Gimenez 32.3 9/28/1982
Yadier Molina 32.1 7/13/1982
Ronny Paulino 31.2 4/21/1981
Jose Molina 30.2 6/3/1975

Outfielders:

Marlon Byrd 33.2 8/30/1977
Elijah Dukes 33.0 6/26/1984
Travis Snider 31.9 2/2/1988
Paul McAnulty 31.4 2/24/1981
Nelson Cruz 30.8 7/1/1980
Gates Brown 30.7 5/2/1939
Benny Agbayani 30.5 12/28/1971
Lance Berkman 30.3 2/10/1976
Austin Kearns 30.0 5/20/1980

First Basemen:

Chad Santos 30.7 4/28/1981
Steve Bilko 30.3 11/13/1928

Second Basemen:

Howie Kendrick 30.8 7/12/1983

Shortstops:

Alex Gonzalez 30.0 2/15/1977

Third Basemen:

Josh Fields 31.7 12/14/1982
Ty Wigginton 31.2 10/11/1977
Alberto Callaspo 30.4 4/19/1983

Designated Hitters:

Jack Cust 31.0 1/16/1979

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