Its Johnny Bench degrees Outside!

This polar vortex that is passing through a wide swath of the United States has led to some of the VORG’s baseball brethren to proclaim their cities’ temperatures in a slightly different fashion.  To wit:

So according to my phone the temperature is Babe Ruth and the wind chill is minus Yogi Berra.

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@StaceGots @dianagram My temp is negative Ozzie Smith & wind chill of negative Ray Lankford, which is an improvement on yesterday.

This got us thinking about how each major league city could describe the temperatures experienced this past Monday.  Using data from the National Weather Service (both US and Canada), and Baseball Almanac’s compendium of team uniform number histories, here is what we’ve come up with:

CITY a Hi of a Lo of
ATL John Smoltz Clete Boyer
BAL Erik Bedard Bobby Grich
BOS Craig Hansen John Valentin
CHC Kazuo Fukumori negative Darwin Barney
CHW Marv Foley negative Gordon Beckham
CIN Gary Redus negative Paul Janish
CLE Duane Kuiper negative Toby Harrah
TEX John Burkett negative Curtis Wilkerson
COL Aaron Cook Dante Bichette
DET Schoolboy Rowe negative John Wockenfuss
HOU Joe Niekro negative Jesus Alou
KCR Alex Gordon negative George Brett
LAA Reggie Willits + 1 Brendan Donnelly
LAD Kenley Jansen + 4 Don Drysdale
MIA Livan Hernandez + 24 Jose Ceda
MIL negative Richie Sexson negative Casey McGehee
MIN negative Cesar Tovar negative Tim Laudner
NYM Pedro Feliciano David Wright
NYY Hideki Matsui Joe DiMaggio
PHI Mike Zagurski Lenny Dykstra
ARI Mike Koplove + 10 Paul Goldschmidt
PIT Bruce Kison negative Bill Mazeroski
STL Ozzie Smith negative Marty Marion
SDP Will Venable * 3 Brian Lawrence
SFG Waldis Joaquin Jeff Brantley
OAK Sean Doolittle Erubiel Durazo
SEA Dave Cochrane Shane Rawley
TBR Grant Balfour + 20 Jeff Niemann
TOR negative Reed Johnson negative Garth Iorg
WSN Garrett Mock Scott Hairston

 

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