The VORG’s Salute to FXX’s “The Simpsons” Marathon

So cable network FXX has begun its marathon showing of all 552 episodes of “The Simpsons”. To celebrate, the VORG presents the list of Major and Minor league players whose names closely resemble characters from the beloved show:

Character Character’s role Player
Homer Simpson Husband of Marge; father of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. Harry Simpson, Homer Sexton
Marge Simpson Wife of Homer; mother of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. Marty Simpson
Bart Simpson Eldest child of Homer and Marge; brother of Lisa and Maggie. Brock Simpson
Lisa Simpson Middle child and eldest daughter of Homer and Marge; sister of Bart and Maggie. Lynn Simpson
Maggie Simpson Youngest child and youngest daughter of Homer and Marge; sister of Bart and Lisa. Marty Simpson
Birchibald “Birch” T. Barlow Radio talk show host; Fox News anchor. Billy Barlow
Jasper Beardly Grampa’s closest neighbor at the Retirement Castle. John Beardsley
Patty Bouvier Twin sister of Selma and older sister of Marge. Devon Bouvier
Selma Bouvier Twin sister of Patty and older sister of Marge. Adoptive mother of Ling. Devon Bouvier
Kent Brockman Channel 6 News anchor. Kenneth Brockmann
Charles Montgomery “Monty” Burns Owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Medwick Burns, Monty Means
Carl Carlson Springfield Nuclear Power Plant employee. Carl Carlson
Superintendent Gary Chalmers Public schools superintendent. Marvin Chalmers
Scott Christian News co-anchor. Scott Christman
Comic Book Guy Proprietor of The Android’s Dungeon comic book store. Name revealed to be Jeff Albertson in “Homer and Ned’s Hail Mary Pass”. John Albertson
Declan Desmond Documentary filmmaker. Dennis Desmond
Ned Flanders The Simpson family’s next door neighbor; owner of The Leftorium. Brad Flanders, Ned Hanlon
Rod Flanders Ned and Maude Flanders’s elder son. Bob Flanders
Todd Flanders Ned and Maude Flanders’s younger son. Bob Flanders, Todd Frazier
Professor John Frink Scientist, inventor. Fred Frink, John Frill
Barney Gumble Homer’s drunken old pal. Barney Gilligan, Billy Gumbert
Gil Gunderson Unsuccessful salesman. Greg Gunderson
Dr. Julius Hibbert Medical doctor. Matt Hibbert, Julius Horvath
Elizabeth Hoover Lisa Simpson’s teacher at Springfield Elementary School. Edwin Hoover, Elizabeth Stroud
Lionel Hutz Attorney. Lionel Harms, Richard Hutzler
Jimbo Jones Springfield Elementary School bully. Jimbo Pinnix, Jimmy Jones
Kang and Kodos Extraterrestrials. Kang Kim
Edna Krabappel Bart Simpson’s teacher at Springfield Elementary School. Justin Krablin
Krusty the Clown TV show clown host, original name Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski. Rusty Kryzanowski
Dewey Largo Springfield Elementary School’s music teacher. Dewey Lucas
Lenny Leonard Springfield Nuclear Power Plant employee; one of Homer Simpson’s friends. Leland Leonard
Reverend Timothy Lovejoy Minister of the First Church of Springfield. Dan Lovejoy, Timothy Locastro
Lurleen Lumpkin Country music singer/songwriter. Alton Lumpkin
Otto Mann Springfield Elementary School bus driver. Oliver Mann, Otto Merz
Captain Horatio McCallister Sea captain. Jack McCallister, Horatio Fatzinger
Troy McClure Actor. Trey McClure
Hans Moleman Misfortunate man. Thomas Molen, Hans Lobert
Dr. Marvin Monroe Psychotherapist. Marshall Monroe
Nelson Muntz Bully. Nelson Munoz
Captain Lance Murdock Daredevil. Lynn Murdock
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Operator of the Kwik-E-Mart. Dave Nahabedian
Arnie Pye Channel 6 helicopter reporter. Eddie Pye
Herbert Powell Homer Simpson’s half-brother. Hobart Powell
Martin Prince Student at Springfield Elementary School. Marion Prince
Dr. J. Loren Pryor Springfield Elementary’s school psychologist. Loren Packard
Mayor “Diamond Joe” Quimby Mayor of Springfield. Juan Quimbar, Joe Quinn
Dr. Nick Riviera Incompetent medical doctor. Injured at the end of the movie by a falling chunk of glass, and brought back in the twentieth season. Nick Rivera
Sideshow Bob Criminal mastermind and Krusty the Clown Show ex-operator and sidekick. Randy Bobb, Showboat Fisher
Grampa Abraham Simpson Homer Simpson’s father; Bart, Lisa, and Maggie Simpson’s grandfather. Abraham Shuchman, Archie Simpson
Agnes Skinner Seymour Skinner’s mother. Alta Skinner
Principal Seymour Skinner Principal of Springfield Elementary School. Steve Skinner, Seymour Maller
Waylon Smithers Mr. Burns’s personal assistant. Keelen Smithers, Waylon Byers
Snake Jailbird Recidivist. Snake Deal
Snowball The Simpson family’s pet cats. Robert Snowball
Judge Roy Snyder Springfield judge. Roy Snyder
Jebediah Springfield Founder of Springfield; local hero. Jeb Scoggins, William Springfield
Cletus Spuckler Slack-Jawed Yokel. Cletus Hammer
Moe Szyslak Owner of Moe’s Tavern. Matthew Szykowny, Moe Santomauro
Cecil Terwilliger Sideshow Bob’s younger brother. Wayne Terwilliger
Milhouse Van Houten Bart Simpson’s best friend; Student at Springfield Elementary School. James Van Houten
Chief Clancy Wiggum Springfield Chief of Police. Campbell Wiggins
Ralph Wiggum Son of Police Chief Clancy Wiggum. Ralph Winkles
Rainier Wolfcastle Actor; star of McBain films. Rainiero Valero

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