The VORG’s Ice Cream Roster

Seattle Mariners prospect Jesus Montero apparently got into an altercation with one of the team’s scouts Thursday, over an ice cream sandwich:

Montero was coaching first base, and at the end of an inning, the unidentified crosschecker yelled at him to hustle off the field, according to Boise official scorer Liza Safford. Montero then headed to the AquaSox dugout on the third-base side.

According to a game offical, the crosschecker then ordered an ice cream sandwich and had it sent to Montero in the dugout, escalating the confrontation further.

So the VORG presents the following players with ice cream-related names:

2B: Bama Rowell (born Carvel William Rowell)

1B: Klondike Douglass, Scoops Carey

OF: Klondike Smith, Edward Breyer, Edward Sprinkle, Fred Cone, Darryl Strawberry, Jimmy Ripple, Roswell Edy

P: Al Baskin, William Baskin, Bruce Robbins, Jake Robbins, Steve Dreyer, Donald Gallon, William Fudge, Charles Sprinkle, Hank Sprinkle, David Cone, Bob Cone, Rocky Cherry, Charlie Ripple, Edy Benitez, Edy Blanco, Edy Severino

C: Edy Barthelemy, Dan Topping



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