Even More Improved “12 Days of Christmas”

Back in 2011 I rewrote the “12 Days of Christmas” using names of minor and major league ballplayers.  Here is a slightly improved version of that piece (more words accounted for).  Enjoy the holiday!

Ahn Thees Ferst Day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave Toomey,
Jay Partridge Ina Peartree!

Ahn Thees second Day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave Toomey,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge Ina Peartree!

Ahn Thees third Day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave Toomey,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge Ina Peartree!

Ahn Thees fourth Day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave Toomey,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge Ina Peartree!

Ahn Thees fifth Day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave Toomey,
Fien Golden Rings,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge Ina Peartree!

Ahn Thees sixth Day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave Toomey,
Sick SeguiAlay Ng,
Fien Golden Rings,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge Ina Peartree!

Ahn Thees seventh Day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave Toomey,
Severin Swanson Swim Ming,
Sick SeguiAlay Ng,
Fien Golden Rings,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge Ina Peartree!

Ahn Thees eighth Day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave Toomey,
Aita Mesa Milke,
Severin Swanson Swim Ming,
Sick SeguiAlay Ng,
Fien Golden Rings,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge Ina Peartree!

Ahn Thees ninth Day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave Toomey,
Nye NadyDuensing,
Aita Mesa Milke,
Severin Swanson Swim Ming,
Sick SeguiAlay Ng,
Fien Golden Rings,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge Ina Peartree!

Ahn Thees tenth Day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave Toomey,
Ten LordAli Ping,
Nye NadyDuensing,
Aita Mesa Milke,
Severin Swanson Swim Ming,
Sick SeguiAlay Ng,
Fien Golden Rings,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge Ina Peartree!

Ahn Thees eleventh Day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave Toomey,
Eells Levan Pye Perz Pye Ping,
Ten LordAli Ping,
Nye NadyDuensing,
Aita Mesa Milke,
Severin Swanson Swim Ming,
Sick SeguiAlay Ng,
Fien Golden Rings,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge Ina Peartree!

Ahn Thees twelfth Day Steve Christmas,
James Truelove gave Toomey,
Tewell Drummers Drumming,
Eells Levan Pye Perz Pye Ping,
Ten Lords Ali Ping,
Nye Nadys Duensing,
Aita Mesa Milke,
Severin Swanson Swim Ming,
Sick Seguis Alay Ng,
Fien Golden Rings,
Fore Cawley Birds,
Threets French Hense,
Toops  Turtletaub,
And Jay Partridge Ina Peartree!

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