The VORG’s All-Haiku 2014 Season Preview

At ESPN.COM and around the web, you’ll see season previews full of projections, tables, diagrams and paragraphs explaining why your team will or will not be playing in October. I offer you this condensed analysis, via traditional Japanese poetic verse. Orioles O’s sign up for Cruz But its their pitching that will Stall their ship … Read moreThe VORG’s All-Haiku 2014 Season Preview

The VORG’s All-Haiku 2013 HOF Ballot Rundown

The VORG doesn’t have a Hall of Fame ballot to cast.  But we do offer our second annual All-Haiku review of the names on said ballot: Last chance Jack Morris A Blyleven-like groundswell Or a shrug and sigh? Hey Don Mattingly You sure were fun to watch play But no Coop for you Alan Trammell … Read moreThe VORG’s All-Haiku 2013 HOF Ballot Rundown

The VORG’s All-Haiku 1st-Half Review/2nd-Half Preview

With the All-Star Break winding down, its time to step back, take a deep breath and analyze what has happened so far this season.  Of course, the VORG will be doing this in traditional Japanese poetic verse. Red Sox Lackey’s resurgence Offsets absence of Buchholz Will it be enough? Rays Lost their Shields but no … Read moreThe VORG’s All-Haiku 1st-Half Review/2nd-Half Preview

The VORG’s All-Haiku HOF Ballot Rundown

The 2013 Hall of Fame ballot was announced yesterday, and of course the VORG has opinions  on all the candidates . . . in Haiku: Jack Morris wonders If the writers will end up Voting to the score Jeff Bagwell used ‘roids? Ballot turning on guilt by Association Lee Smith saved games for Eight teams … Read moreThe VORG’s All-Haiku HOF Ballot Rundown

The VORG’s All-Haiku 1st-Half Review/2nd-Half Preview

Now that the All Star game is done with for another year, we can get back to games that really DO count.  But before that, let’s examine what has happened to each team to this point, and wonder what the final three months holds in store  . . . through haiku. Yankees aging core Somehow … Read moreThe VORG’s All-Haiku 1st-Half Review/2nd-Half Preview

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