Its pretty slow at the Winter Meetings so far, with most of the big deals happening in the days PRIOR to the actual gathering. So the VORG is passing the time presenting you with the list of players whose names can be typed with only the left or right hand on a standard QWERTY keyboard:
| Left | Right |
| Ed Freed | Johnny Hopp |
| Ed Greer | Pop Joy |
| Ted Reed | John Kull |
| Greg Bargar | Jon Link |
| Fred Beebe | Johnny Lipon |
| Greg Garrett | Jim Mullin |
| Dave Rader | Jim Ollom |
| Drew Rader | Lou Polli |
| Red Webb | John Poloni |
| Art Bader | John Puhl |
| Dave Barbee | |
| Red Barrett | |
| Dave Beard | |
| Ted Beard | |
| Dave Drew | |
| Red Faber | |
| Dave Gerard | |
| Fred Graf | |
| Dave Gregg | |
| Steve Reed | |
| Dave Sax | |
| Steve Sax | |
| Ed Seward | |
| Steve Staggs | |
| Dave Veres | |
| Art Weaver | |
| Steve Barber | |
| Steve Barr | |
| Dave Berg | |
| Edwar Cabrera | |
| Edgar Caceres | |
| Greg Cadaret | |
| Steve Carter | |
| Dave Edwards | |
| Steve Farr | |
| Steve Ratzer | |
| Ted Savage | |
| Ace Stewart | |
| Cesar Devarez | |
| Dave Stewart | |
| Fred Waters |
How many days until pitchers and catchers?