A “spoonerism” is an error in speech or deliberate play on words in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched (see metathesis) between two words in a phrase. They are named for Reverend William Archibald Spooner. These spoonerisms included “it is kisstomary to cuss the bride,” “The Lord is a shoving leopard,” and the classic: “Mardon me padom, you are occupewing my pie. May I sew you to another sheet?”
Now, in the baseball Twitterverse, spoonerisms of player’s names seem to crop up as an insult, when that player does something . . . umm . . . not too good. Or when folks are just being a bit silly, like this recent stream of tweets by Friend of the VORG, Andrew Padyk:
Andrew PadykHelix Fernandez
Andrew Padyk
Pichael Mineda
Andrew Padyk
Ravid Dobertson
Andrew Padyk
Vustin Jerlander
Andrew Padyk
Hatt Marvey
Andrew Padyk
Vason Jargas
The VORG loves spoonerisms too, and offers you this “spoonerized” list of the Baseball Prospectus Top 101 Prospects: